The Loving Terrorist
Taken from my loving mother’s arms at age six, I was educated to fluently speak two languages. After proving myself fighting the Nigerian government at age 15, I led a cell of terrorists on a reconnaissance mission into Washington, DC at age 16. I was twice in Argentina, eliminating Chinese communists, and was working for those who paid the most, then I became a millionaire accidentally. I lost interest in the mission to destroy after reading the Gettysburg Address, and learned about Jesus. I also loved a cell member named Sandra and led a US Mike Force unit to eliminate terrorists in Mexico after becoming a father. I completed an extremely dangerous mission outside the United States to confirm information, and I now stand ready to defend my adopted country.
Taken from my loving mother’s arms at age six, I was educated to fluently speak two languages. After proving myself fighting the Nigerian government at age 15, I led a cell of terrorists on a reconnaissance mission into Washington, DC at age 16. I was twice in Argentina, eliminating Chinese communists, and was working for those who paid the most, then I became a millionaire accidentally. I lost interest in the mission to destroy after reading the Gettysburg Address, and learned about Jesus. I also loved a cell member named Sandra and led a US Mike Force unit to eliminate terrorists in Mexico after becoming a father. I completed an extremely dangerous mission outside the United States to confirm information, and I now stand ready to defend my adopted country.
Taken from my loving mother’s arms at age six, I was educated to fluently speak two languages. After proving myself fighting the Nigerian government at age 15, I led a cell of terrorists on a reconnaissance mission into Washington, DC at age 16. I was twice in Argentina, eliminating Chinese communists, and was working for those who paid the most, then I became a millionaire accidentally. I lost interest in the mission to destroy after reading the Gettysburg Address, and learned about Jesus. I also loved a cell member named Sandra and led a US Mike Force unit to eliminate terrorists in Mexico after becoming a father. I completed an extremely dangerous mission outside the United States to confirm information, and I now stand ready to defend my adopted country.